Urban Dictionary

A website devoted to defining words you never wanted to know about. Definitions range from basics to extremes you'll wish you never saw.

Guy 1: what's a cleaveland steamer .
Guy 2: Idk look on urban dictionary.

by Dank_swooce March 5, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Perhaps the best explanation as to who and what is on the internet. There are dumb mother fuckers who couldn't tell you what 7 plus 5 was without ten fingers and their feet in sight. There are dull people (Usually adults) who take everything too seriously and don't have any humour (In this context by copy paste-ing dictionary definitions onto words).There are the douches who think the entirety of the sight is for bragging and saying how often the have sex. There are the teens type 1:Repressed and angsty and teens type 2: OMG I CAN'T EVEN JUSTIN BEIBER MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY DANISNOTONFIRE AMAZINGPHIL DIL HOWLTER OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGK I CANNOT !!!!!1 , with the latter usually found in tumblr.There's the thug, who talks about weed and weed and weed and ....well, he never really seems to stop talking about weed. Then there's the 1%, the people who make funny definitions and aren't dicks and OMG I CAN'T EVEN JUSTIN BEIBER MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY DANISNOTONFIRE AMAZINGPHIL DIL HOWLTER OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGK!!!!!!1

But in the end, none of this matters, as 99% of it is inevitably porn and sexual terms involving shit.

A LOT of shit.

Guy 1:What does poontang mean?

Guy 2: Fuckin' Urban Dictionary that shit.

by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015

Urban Dictionary

somebody made this site and now its really popular because it has the most stupid definitions and it gets you clout

just look up any word in the urban dictionary.

by The toaster in ur bath June 28, 2020

Bring a dictionary and a thesaurus

You need to look up the definition of words as well as the homonyms and synonyms of words.

You wanna argue with me, bring a dictionary and a thesaurus. I'll give you a swift kick to the ass!

by Angel of death187 May 18, 2022

Urban dictionary

The world's weirdest social media site

John: do you use urban dictionary?
Albert: no, I don't use social media

by Jonny wordsman December 17, 2023

Urban Dictionary

Wow your that bored to search up name of the website, Go outside or something then go play games, like why are you still reading this goooooooo doooooooo somethinggggg else.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Person 1: Aye you what's Sack Tap mean
Person 2: i don't know search it up on URBAN DICTIONARY

by Some random Canadian November 12, 2020

urban dictionary

a shitty site where you get more s*xual content than actual definitions.

Person: (looks up anything on urban dictionary )
Person: Holy shit. This is gross, unacceptable, inappropriate, and profane.

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 26, 2025