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Kato’s Law

Kato’s law proposed that every pedo in the universe will attract at least one other pedo with a force that is directly proportional to the level of their pervertedness and inversely proportional to the square of the age between their victims.
Look we’re queuing with a pedo, must be Kato’s law.
by ZlNO September 17, 2023
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The original giver of law

Hym "ISN'T 'The Original Giver of Law.' Even in the story... He left a CIVILIZATION... Where they HAD LAWS... No one has ever considered Moses that. Look at the delusion. That's not a thing. Christians making shit up again. Not reality. We will live under the thumb of superstitious delusion forever. This (what I'm doing here) should at least demonstrate to you how unserious they are about other people's lives. Wildly unconstitutional by the way."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2024
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The law of the forgetful mind

The law of the forgetful mind states that if you do something and someone forgets you did or if you take something and someone forgets about it you have now gotten away with that action.
“Yeah I’m still using their skateboard because they forgot I had it, gotta love the law of the forgetful mind.”
by Stefonson December 29, 2024
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grandmother-in-law

Spouse's grandmother.
grandmother-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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1- Second-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin-twice-removed.
My second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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Dang’s Law

As long as your girlfriend is the last person you’ve slept with you haven’t cheated.
Person 1: Mate didn’t you sleep with Sarah?

Person 2: Yeah but I slept with my girlfriend today so according to Dang’s law I haven’t cheated.
by Name Guru January 15, 2022
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stepadopter-in-law

Spouse's stepadopter.
Stepadopter-in-law.
by Jenword May 20, 2023
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