Sloppy Joe

A cup of coffee wherein the creamer is replaced with semen.

Barista 1: Hey, did that lady just order a cup of coffee with nut milk?
Barista 2: She sure did, so I jizzed in it. She’s gettin a sloppy joe!

by Gen. John Allen July 26, 2023

sloppyright

right hand

my sloppyright hurts

by jaevi July 30, 2023

sloppy blurpee

A famous slushy-like drink consisting of blue frozen ice with a taste remarkably similar to anti-freeze. Sold exclusively at Blurpee's.

Customer: Yeah, hi, can I get a sloppy blurpee?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?

by numberonebox August 2, 2023

Sloppy lau lau

When you get sloppy toppy from someone or east Asian descent

"dude on my trip to Vietnam I got so much sloppy lau lau"

by Code _retr0 August 12, 2023

Sloppy Irish

When someone with a big ginger beard gives you the sloppy, most moist French you’ve ever received in your entire life.

…yeah he ended our night by giving me a Sloppy Irish. It was so overwhelming.

by ShamwowPapow! August 25, 2023

Sloppy Loppy

Another saying for giving a girl head or oral-sex
A Cunnilingus if you will...

" Her pussy was looking so wet today I have to give her some sloppy loppy and soak up all those juices"

by Hopeless_romantik August 26, 2023

Sloppy Swaggy

When one smacks his creamy erect penis in his or hers face then mistakenly jabs her in the eye with the tip of his giant cock while screaming swag!!

I mistakenly gave my girl a sloppy swaggy when I poked her in the eye with my giant horse meat while I proceeded to tell her how swag it was on the top of my lungs.

by Bruniikswag July 12, 2024