yiqi poo

nyc girl who poos at least 3x a day. loves climbing trees. pretends shes not weird but shes actually really weird and the second funniest. attracted to red flags. cant take compliments.
hi im yiqi poos and i live on my toilet!
by user385011 November 22, 2021
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pooing a log

"Oh, looks like'a Timothy me boy is pooing a log over there, am I right Timmy?" "Fuck off Jonas."
by davidmangirl1234 October 27, 2023
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Million Dollar Poo

When you take a shit at work whilst on public holiday rates
If I can just Poo for a bit longer i’ll be able to squeeze out some more overtime on Christmas morning….the dream the Million Dollar Poo.
by Alfred Buttlicker December 31, 2021
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Wooly poo

It’s just self explanatory really- that shit between being normal and being the runs, it’s wooly.
by Murryman June 10, 2020
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sneaker poo

When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.
Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!
by Hudge72 May 06, 2017
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turbo poo

When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.
Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'
by McChuff January 28, 2024
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Poo Stinker

When your poo is extra stinky
Kendall: Ugh, the bathroom stinks, was that a Poo Stinker?

Wendall: Uh, yeah I suppose it was, bae
by I am a dissapointment lol April 20, 2020
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