Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

turkey piss

when your pee stream goes in a direction not intended.

Dude that was a turkey piss!

by drunken_tiger May 3, 2018

piss pressure

How hard you can pee

Hey, look at my piss pressure!

by Boi pussy January 20, 2018

piss pressure

How hard you can pee

Hey, look at my piss pressure

by Boi pussy January 20, 2018

cadillac pissing

When you going commando and you have to piss. Some rolls out like a Cadillac.

Man, I had to piss so bad and I was cammando, that shit rolled out like a cadillac pissing!

by Roonsta January 21, 2018

piss trout

Piss Trout; 1). n. A dead fish that has been pissed on by multiple people. 2). v. A game played by Canadians where a group of people piss in a dead fish and the last one to finish has to cook and eat said fish.

1). "Wow Billy, sure smells like a urinated on salmon", " You mean a piss trout?"
2). "Jimmy finished last, he has to eat the piss trout!"

by Jim-Bob Dillinger III Esquire May 5, 2018

piss trout

Piss Trout; 1). n. A dead fish that has been pissed on by multiple people. 2). v. A game played by Canadians where a group of people piss in a dead fish and the last one to finish has to cook and eat said fish.

1). "Wow Billy, sure smells like a urinated on salmon", " You mean a piss trout?"
2). "Jimmy finished last, he has to eat the piss trout!"

by Jim-Bob Dillinger III Esquire May 5, 2018