person 1: omg why wont u tell me who ur tik tok crush is!!
person 2: well its october 29th so i have to :(
person 2: well its october 29th so i have to :(
by give me fame 🧸 October 28, 2019
Get the October 29mug. National Slap your Boyfriend Day
The one day a year where girls can get all of their frustration towards their BF out, and not get blamed for it
The one day a year where girls can get all of their frustration towards their BF out, and not get blamed for it
Boy 1: Yo Brittany slapped me today, how weird is that
Boy 2: Well yeah, its October 19th, shes allowed
Boy 2: Well yeah, its October 19th, shes allowed
by TOEskiBROdki October 17, 2019
Get the October 19thmug. This day is the final edition to no homo day.
You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs
I love consuming BITs. of fLY
( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs
I love consuming BITs. of fLY
( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM
Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM
Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.
by Pokemon_Dyno137_mario October 19, 2019
Get the October 22ndmug. person 1: whens your birthday again?
person 2: october 24th
person 1: daaamnnn i could tell *winky face*
person 2: october 24th
person 1: daaamnnn i could tell *winky face*
by balls11 enjoyer September 23, 2023
Get the October 24thmug. People born on October 24th are the most amazing people in the world. They are kind and elegant in every way.
by anonymous November 12, 2020
Get the October 24thmug. by n*****e October 21, 2019
Get the October 24mug. The most deceitful month of the year. It's just like the fuckening, but it lasts for a whole month.
First few days are going too well, Your wildest dreams come true, then halfway through the month your worst nightmares come true, and everything falls apart, and by the end of the month you'll be relieved that it is finally over, and you'll be celebrating the best day of the year, Halloween.
First few days are going too well, Your wildest dreams come true, then halfway through the month your worst nightmares come true, and everything falls apart, and by the end of the month you'll be relieved that it is finally over, and you'll be celebrating the best day of the year, Halloween.
"I'm having the worst luck ever, And I was doing so well two weeks ago! What the fuck happened"
"Bro, It's october. You can't trust october"
"Bro, It's october. You can't trust october"
by Yourluna(tic)goddess May 24, 2023
Get the Octobermug.