Clover Valley milk

The worst tasting offbrand milk of all time. You can buy it at Dollar General. Some have said it tastes like powdered milk. Others say it taste like raw mushrooms. Most people say it tastes like it was poisoned. This milk has a flavor not like any of the other milks you can buy. The flavor is an unnatural sickly sweet flavor. All I know is you should never buy this milk or anything Clover Valley branded for that matter. Everyone who has ever tried it or sampled it by itself knows this fact.

Person 1: *pours a glass of milk*
Person 1: *gulp*
*Person 1 spits the drink from out their nose and mouth*
Person 1: You didn't buy that Clover Valley milk again?
Person 2: Yeah, sorry.

by oofman420xd December 14, 2024

milk dud

Some half ass black-white nigga who is a pussy and doesn't like pussies cuz they is gay.

I would kick that milk dud's ass over there

by jjplatinum October 10, 2016

milk

a thick, creamy liquid found in ur mom's bed when u were 5

u when u were 5: mommy, whats this milk i found in ur bed? it tastes delicious!
ur mum: ...

by _lupical June 5, 2022

Milk May

Milk May is a viral social media challenge created by SAR High School students that encourages children to only drink milk for all of may. Any beverage consumed other then milk eliminates you from Milk May.

Hey, don’t drink that water if you want to keep Milk May!

by Shmez33 May 2, 2022

real milk hours

A time of day from 11Pm to any determined time where one posts milk in the discord

Mods are asleep, it's real milk hours, post milk.

by The Milk Producer January 30, 2018

Ice milk grazing

When lucas grazes on donny’s ice milk for months

donny found out that lucas has been ice milk grazing

by Big boy sexy April 12, 2024

milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.

Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.

by PenisHead5467 March 9, 2020