The Chad Michael Murray Effect

The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.

“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”

by beansella57 August 11, 2024

Michael Houtzer

The sexiest man alive. Plays baritone saxophone like my big balls

Michael Houtzer is Jizz

by anonymous January 16, 2023

Michael

Michael is very controlling and Smart he sees all the dumb in people even when they don't know

Michael: He's dumb

His friend: Bro HOW?

by Raul bro3000 January 17, 2023

michael renfer

The best octane main in the world

michael renfer

by super cool man January 17, 2023

Michael Yang

Michael Yang, the king of the Yangzte Monkeys, better known as the Monkey King.

Did you hear about the Monkey King?
Huh? You mean Michael Yang!?

by ItzMrMike January 22, 2023

michael polansky

THE LEGEND WHO IS F IN LADY GAGA

Michael polansky is a lucky man.

by MySillyBillyDefinitions January 24, 2023

Michael

He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.

Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”

Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”

by Michael’s #1 fan January 26, 2023