morning licks

This is the act of sneaking up to your partner first thing in the morning when the mouth and togue bacteria are at their worst, If you can get some bad breath in as well then it only compliments it, then, Licking your partner from the chin up to their forehead in one foul lick, making sure there is plenty of saliva being transferred.

For added results do while partner is asleep as a way of waking them up.

After a night out on Guiness and a curry on the way home and not brushing your teeth before going to bed then waking your partner up with a series of morning licks

by Adam Courtney Phillips May 8, 2008

poo-licker

person who consents to being defecated on and the eats the fecal matter.

Shut it, you poo-licker

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

Someone who has ascended past being an asshole and mother fucker.
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)

That cripple David kid is such A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

by Big Bear M. October 16, 2008

lickerotion

When you lick a womans fanny
so much that it becomes sore and erodes

'Hey Mandy can I give you some oral licking pleasure' Mandy replies 'I'm sorry you can't do it today as I have Lickerotion from yesterdays session'

by beemabird March 23, 2008

lickpot

Your first finger or pointer finger. It's the finger you use to touch and then taste something.

I used my lickpot to taste that batter, and now my finger is all sticky.

by Madgey July 29, 2009

Licking the bottle

When you are interested in a girl and effectively tell your friends as to make her off limits to their sexual conquests, much like if you licked a bottle so that nobody would drink from it while you were out of the room.

Dude, I am Licking the bottle on this girl. Back off.

by Seanlas Barbowany November 19, 2010

Lickmyshoe

The term "lickmyshoe" refers to most Indians, mostly with the last name "Sharma." Originally, it was used to threaten enemies to litrally like their shoe, but seeing as most laughed at the stupid scare, it is now used as a joke.

Person A: "You're annoying."
Person B: "lickmyshoe"

by ebmuffins December 3, 2011