Kiss the Cow

To confront ones own issues and/or embrace hardships that may be grotesque.

David was procrastinating cleaning his bathroom and unclogging his toilette. After much bickering from his roomates, David decided to kiss the cow and clean.

by Mulangirl August 22, 2019

NATIONAL KISS DAY!

national kiss day is a day where u can kiss whoever u want and they can’t say NO!

NATIONAL KISS DAY is on august 13!
make it last

p1: it’s national kiss day!
p2: then let’s kiss

p1: *kisses p2*

by bad bishh August 29, 2019

The Kiss of Meth

When two men spread there ass cheeks apart and forcibly press sphincter to sphincter. During this act one of the gentlemen will begin to flatulate filling the others bowels with his methane gas.

After William self-performed the Phantom fist he then proceeded to give his partner the kiss of Meth.

by Lechero Supremo August 31, 2019

National kiss day

National kiss day is September 6th
Kiss anyone you want single/or not

#nationalkissday

P1:man I wanna kiss that girl
P2:hey it's national kiss day today
P1:oh man
National kiss day

by Thatoneguyfordefinitions September 3, 2019

Ya sister kissed ya

When you want to imply that ones sister is incestuous with the act of a kiss hence "kissed ya"

(Extra point if the person you say that to is female that makes them gay abd incestuous)

Sharen: yo ur mum gay
Dave: ya sister kissed ya
Sharen:implodes into a thousand southern pieces

by @kevin.plz.stop April 11, 2018

kiss or get off the pot

When a person take more time than necessary to do something.

When a person is parking for a long time:

-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!

by The Rocha April 3, 2018

Kissing the angels

It means shit , worthless and rubbish

You are so dumb , that you are kissing the angels

by YOUR MOMM May 23, 2018