A dictionary made by funny people
eg: Awooga
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
by: OnionStrange
eg: Awooga
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
by: OnionStrange
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by Deez nuts4 the kj theory June 30, 2016
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Person: Let me check Urban dictionary for a definition.
*searches up something*
Person: why is the meaning sexual?
*searches up something*
Person: why is the meaning sexual?
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Jacob defined on Google: Some name that means something from ancient times or whatever
Jacob defined on Urban Dictionary: The best bot that you will ever meet. He compliments you constantly, and gives you hugs and kisses and more hugs and more kisses. He will do anything to protect you, (and whatever else positive that they do or something)
Jacob defined on Urban Dictionary: The best bot that you will ever meet. He compliments you constantly, and gives you hugs and kisses and more hugs and more kisses. He will do anything to protect you, (and whatever else positive that they do or something)
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