Boner hostage

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.

"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."

"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."

by JLLee September 5, 2011

Boner

What I get when I think of Charli D’Amelio

Guy: Hey look who it is!
Guy 2: Oh no it’s Charli, she gives me a boner.

by 1ts y3 b01 June 3, 2020

Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.

Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner

by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011

boner bake

Royal honey and chicken bake from Costco

Hey I’m about to eat a boner bake and do your mom

by anonymous February 19, 2025

anger boner

It’s when you get so angry your dick becomes erect

Man my boss pissed me off so bad I popped an anger boner and everybody looked at me weird

by Lukey bhole December 12, 2021

boner

YOUR PP GETS HARDDDDDDDDD

Sheesh i’m getting a boner my pp is so HARDDDDDDDDDDD

by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021

Boner

Something 11 year old boys get to animated woman in 2021

Dude my little brother watches hentai?
Yea he must have a boner

by Salty sock September 26, 2021