crime boner

A boner you get from commiting crimes.

I mugged the girl from apartment 2B, and i got the BIGGEST crime boner.

by The crime boner January 20, 2014

Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect

I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner

by Meat chub December 30, 2019

boner slugs

Another name for raw oysters based on their aphrodisiac nature and the fact that they look and feel like slugs.

I would like a dozen of your finest boner slugs with cocktail sauce and lemon please.

by Tank44 September 03, 2015

boner bump

the act of snorting a bump of cocaine off of a boner

hey matthew, let's do boner bumps before we go out tonight!

by Go The Limit June 28, 2024

Dirty-Boner

When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.

"Oh man, last night was WICKED! I was all ready to go and he pulled a dirty-boner on me!!"

by FatherTy April 19, 2022

Steel Bazooka Boner

a steel bazooka boner is a dangerous one. it's harder, longer and ticker than an ordinary boner or steel boner. It's more common for Africans to obtain a steel bazooka boner.

yesterday I picked up this steel porn girl and I got a steel bazooka boner right away!

by haakonekseth July 20, 2019

Hood boner

When the hood of your sweatshirt is inside out and looks like an erect penis in underwear.

Ew! Get rid of that hood boner! You're in public!

by GettinDickered March 15, 2019