when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you with a fully pitched wang and generally stink of piss
I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. get that thing the hell out of here! Reiki Boner
by spacedolfin August 5, 2024
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I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. They might just let you chill in the tea room for an extended period to cool off. Reiki Boner
by spacedolfin August 5, 2024
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Dude i drank that chick fil a lemonade and it gave me a Chikfil boner so i stuck it in the mac n cheese.
by Pooqua January 23, 2023
Get the chikfil boner mug.When you get a crush on almost every mildly attractive older woman you come in contact with
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.
Teacher: Jarrad I called on you, please stand up.
Student: ok fine *stands up*
Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?
Student: cause what?
Teacher: Look at your crotch area
Student: Oh sh-
Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*
Student: Ok thanks!
Student: ok fine *stands up*
Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?
Student: cause what?
Teacher: Look at your crotch area
Student: Oh sh-
Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*
Student: Ok thanks!
by jarrad_bellringerboy January 28, 2023
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