Houdini Tootsie Roll

When one partner poops in the shower and the other partner magically makes it disappear. Equalling never having to buy groceries or clean up

Honey I'm hungry can you drop me a Houdini Tootsie Roll.

by Houdini's Magic June 24, 2023

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Pork Rolling

The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.

"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."

by Flakybun February 7, 2025

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Tokyo Tootsie Roll

A competition between two people when they have their legs interlocked. Their anuses firm pressed together. Then one person begins to push a large length of firm excrement completely into the other persons anus. The goal of the person receiving is to push the excrement back into the originating person's body as if it were a normal bowel movement.

I tried to give bro that Tokyo Tootsie Roll but he pushed it back.

On our date we stayed up all night playing Tokyo Tootsie Roll.

by anonymous July 18, 2024

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Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll

Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine

by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022

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Sausage Rolled

To run your hand over a guys pants during a make out session to check if he has an erection.

Sam kissed him fiercely, by the tempature in the room she could tell things were getting hot but she wouldn't know for sure until she sausage rolled Eric.

by lovedoctor15 October 28, 2011

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