bird

a thing with feathers that lives in a tree for some reason, and chirps loudly at 3:00 AM. No one knows why they are so stupid, and annoying.

That bird is pooping on her shoulder!!

by rainas adVice for dummies May 26, 2023

Baby bird

The act of sucking dick until he blows in your mouth, you hold it in your mouth and spit it back into his mouth.

This chick sucked my dick and gave it back to me like a baby bird.

by Evil Angel 45 June 13, 2018

Bird

A government drone used for spying

Jerald: WATCH OUT IT'S A BIRD
Bob: what's so bad about birds?
Ethan: Don't you know it's a government spy?

by Robertlew October 17, 2020

Social Media Bird

An individual who expresses meaningless, unimportant advice or opinions constantly on social media, essentially showing them as a “chirping” bird

Person 1: “why is this guy/girl posting sm abt how nowadays females/niggas ain’t shit”

Person 2: they’re a social media bird, ignore em

by ifwerebeingveryhonest7 July 19, 2023

Singing Bird

The name of the noise that is made when you stub your toe or smash your balls on a broad or sharp object.

*High pitched screech*

Oh man nice singing bird, your balls ok?

by PeckerWrecker69 May 24, 2018

king bird

A cute little African Gray Bird. His tail is red and his fur is Gray. He loves to say his own name. "King Bird." He is also very funny.

"Hey."
"KING BIRD!!!"

"What?"

"Yeah."
"Ok?"

by Lol_ILoveAnimals November 18, 2017

For the birds

Something that is unimportant, or is not worth your time.

"Tipping servers is for the birds"

by Imagination Monster January 21, 2024