Poo-dini

When a poo's Velocity is so great, it falls into the toilet and slips around the piping of the toilet and disappears. After finishing, and before flushing the toilet you realize the poo has vanished et voila! It's done a poo-dini!

Rob "hey man how was your poo?"

Steve "I dunno man, By the time I looked, it was gone, it did a poo-dini on me!"

Rob "Spewin'!, bet it was a good one..."

by Where did my poo go October 24, 2011

horse poo string

When poo string gets stuck in a horse's butt.

I found horse poo string when I met a horse.

by Debskelly1985 May 18, 2023

Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

Poos

When you have to take a poop and a piss at the same time. It is taken from the words poop and piss.

I have to poos real bad.

by BeastEJ January 20, 2021

Poos cake

Poos cake is someone who is a friend but also ur poos. The origin of this word comes from Fayerweather Hall at the the University of Rhode Island. Two pals decided to get smacked and started saying poos for whatever reason. The rest is history.

“Yo, have you seen Ryan”
“You mean poos cake?”

by Poos cake January 23, 2021

Poo in a shoe

For expressing extreme emotions while not swearing also can be used for defending yourself from bully’s as in “go poo in a shoe”

Oh poo in a shoe I just got fired from my job

by Wyatt Johnson October 4, 2019

Poo Nuts

When my poo hole is really really damaged (my dad dropped me) and the poo comes out all runny and sticky and looks like almonds. Therefore, I call them, POO NUTS!!!! :D

Much love x

Person 1: Hey! Did you know
Person 2: Poo Nuts.

by poo nuts maker April 17, 2021