Michaella

She is a very pretty girl who is blind asf and she will annoy you to death. She has two cats and a fish. She loves lightskins, Spicy whites, Arabs ,Asian guys and pretty much any guy taller than her . She is great at keeping secrets and will be your friend till the day you die. You can't sit with her at a funeral because you will piss your pants. She is someone you can laugh with and have full on conversations with. She loves horror movies, gets triggered easily and hates almost everyone. She will suck your dick if you play basketball or Soccer. She also sucks at the talking stage and gets bored of a guy very easily. She has a great sense of style and she loves to eat rice. :Last but not least can't get over the guy she dated 2 years ago.

-Whos that loud ass girl?
-Oh thats Michaella! SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP !!!

**sees football or basketball guys coming**
Michealla: **quickly puts on glasses to see better**

by urmomgaes December 6, 2021

Michael

He’s absolutely mesmerizing. Being on the phone with him will send chills through your body. He is kind and respectful. He’s very loving. He is very funny. He is an introverted extrovert. If your his girl he will make nothing but time for you , but in return be the best for him. Make sure you don’t hold him back from his goals. He is the kind of guy that you wont have to tell what to do because he is going to do it. He doesn’t know it but he’s perfect. He’s an even better friend because his loyalty is real.

Can’t do better than with him

Cuz Michael got skills

by Stinkbutt444 December 7, 2021

Michael7

Cool and great person (and not an pedo grow up marvel stans)

Michael7 changed idiot

by The Imagined Order December 9, 2021

Michael Jordan

President of England America

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN

by Big_Floppaman December 9, 2021

Michael Jackson

A singer known as "The king of pop" but I also "The king of the kids" according to the documentaries I saw.

My friend: you know Michael Jackson right? The king of pop?
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes

by Cli(n)t, the Gho(std) hunter/g December 10, 2021

Michaelisam

The belief that all Michaels are the best and can fuck god themselves just by sleeping when said "sleep is for the week"means mother never raised a bitch also "fuck yo life bing bong" means fuck Bitches and eat some ass

Yo you got the Michaelisam book man that shit goes hard man

Other man:hell ya page 69 when he says "sleep is for the weak" hit me different man

The other guy:ya page 420 was my favorite when he said "and michael says"fuck ya life bing bong" just hits me close man

by The holy michael December 13, 2021

Michaella-Money

Someone or something extremely beautiful.
Beauty beyond measure

I bought a Michaella-Money dress at the auction.
Wow! You woke up looking Michaella-Money.

by Fabs9941 December 16, 2021