If they could, why wouldnt they?

When someone does something that only benefits them at the expense of others, they are following Hughan's First Law of Reality.
Rick: Dam, Horizon Wireless fucked me in the ass with these charges for international travel.

Matty: If they could, why wouldn't they, thats Hughan's First Law of Reality.
by mwallace2202 February 03, 2025
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Flexington Law

When your credit repair knowledge is so on point that you feel the need to flex everytime you answer a question about it.
“I don’t mean to brag, but at this point I’m thinking about starting up my own company called Flexington Law Firm.”
by JRdanbury July 28, 2018
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Tomassi's Law

"Never attribute to ignorance that which can more easily be attributed to grift." - Rollo Tomassi
"How does this person sound so dumb?"

"Probably just grifting off an ideology. Tomassi's Law in action."
by loudest12man November 14, 2023
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A Law Woke Bar

A sarcastic exclamation highlighting the perceived irony or hypocrisy of advocating for progressive values while ignoring or excusing violent behavior, particularly from extremist groups.
"Did you hear that LGBTQ+ activist defending those Islamic extremists? That's such 'A Law Woke Bar' moment."
by Mitcheroo June 20, 2024
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Sturtzy law

It is not cheating if you pay for sex
Babe I didn’t cheat it was “Sturtzy law”
by Sturtzy January 08, 2021
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My granduncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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