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Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.
"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."
by waddlemarco June 30, 2021
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half-co-nibling-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's spouse.
half-co-nibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Law of Cosines

the worst shit you could ever witness in solving oblique triangles; more painful than Law of Sine.
“Dude, are why the fuck do we even have LAW OF COSINES”

“idk bro but it's lowkey fun, here r the formulas”

Formulas FOR SIDES:
a² = b²+c²-2bc cosA
b²= a²+c²-2ac cos B
c²= a²+b²-2ab cos C

Formulas FOR SIDES: (always use cos-¹ to solve for angles)

cosA : b²+c²-a² / 2bc
cosB: a²+c²-b²/ 2ac
cosC: a² + b² / 2ab
by kumicakes September 23, 2025
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The Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy

To date, the only graduate school dedicated to international relations where the majority of students are not hyper-competitive, pretentious, or trust-fund babies. Students choose two concentrations (international security, human security, international development, international legal studies, etc.) and submit a thesis in their final semester. The Fletcher School is affiliated with Tufts University, but maintains autonomy in its course offerings, fundraising and programmatic events.
To further his career with the Bangladeshi Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Ahmed decided to study environmental politics and conflict resolution at The Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy.
by Simona Halep August 21, 2022
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Jonagold law

Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.
Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
by neitherevernornever August 27, 2020
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Barnum’s Law

A terrible thing happens when you don’t promote: nothing.

Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register

Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999
Barnum’s Law dictates that having an elevator pitch ready in case the CEO asks you what your function is could be a matter of keeping your job.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
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steppibling-in-law

1- Steppibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's steppibling.
My steppibling-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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