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Confuckle 

When you get really confused about something and mess it up.

Ex- getting confused when your shift starts and show up at a completely different time.
Or-
Mixing up the dates of your doctor's appointment and show up on the wrong day.
I did it again, I confuckled it up!!

Don't confuckle things again, you know how bad it was last time!
Confuckle by Kikithefirst April 29, 2024
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confess-baiting 

when a character is about to confess, (usually in queerbaiting/queercoded/queer shows), but say some stupid shit instead.
guy character 1: i have to tell you something i never got to

guy character 2: what is it?

guy character 1: i.... *build up romance pause* lied about that one time we done *insert some stupid shit*

person watching the show: WHAT THE FUCK? THEY WERE CONFESS-BAITING? THOSE FUCKERS

confuzziling 

A word that defines something as confusing and at the same time gives you brain fog.
"well this is confuzziling"
"I was trying to remember how to do this thing but it was so confuzziling"

Confogulated 

A way more major level of confusion
Person 1: “Why did (a name) curse you out at the party.”

Person 2: “I don’t know that mess has me confogulated.”
Confogulated by Cyb3rxyx May 4, 2024

Confuse a Nic Phase 

When you and your bsf act angry at eachother so your friend, Nic is confused, this Phase ends when you feel like it
A:hey, ready for the Confuse a Nic Phase?
B:yeah, let's go

Confuzzling 

Confusing + Befuddled = Confuzzling

(Emphasize middle part for max effect)
That maths question was the most confuzzling B.S I've ever seen

Bro, why you looking so confuzzled?
Confuzzling by Isamuuu May 15, 2024
Why do some videos have lower quality then others? I'm so confufu.
Confufu by poforo99 May 19, 2024