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Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger
Nicy has a fake thumb boner
by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019
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Boner

Your friend: Bro let's talk to the new kid
You: Nah bro he's a total boner
by Halobeast123 February 19, 2025
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Boner-able

When a male is very vulnerable , therefore a woman catch approach him and engage in sexual activity. With it being of consent from the male of course.
My buddy bagels ended up going home with that very attractive female because she noticed he was acting very boner-able. So she took advantage of him.
by DirkDiggler909 September 12, 2022
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Boner Soldier

A women that serves boners across the nation. She isn’t scared to face an army of boners.
She’s a real boner soldier, to say the least.
by Booty Jew 2 February 23, 2021
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BTC boner

The thrill you get each time you look in your digital wallet.
Stonks are dead, but I got the biggest BTC Boner when I checked my digital wallet this morning!
by HillbillyHippy April 14, 2021
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Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain
Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future
by Autistic_Birdz March 7, 2024
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No Boner Day

On November 30th, the last day of No Nut November, you will not be able to get a boner.
by no boner guy November 11, 2022
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