boner army

The groups of young men that follow popular influencers because of the raging boners they get from the pictures they post online. Phrase created by the Drew and Mike podcast.
Livy Dunne has such a huge boner army following her around she doesn’t feel safe going to class anymore.
by GetSchwifty19556 August 31, 2023
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passenger seat boner

Passenger seat boner is the phrase used to define the common occurence of random boners when riding in the passenger seat.
Yo bro I can’t believe I just got another passenger seat boner.”
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Mestizo Boner

When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.
Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.

This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.

Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'

Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.
by Jack Herrer January 09, 2020
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Boner Swag

The waddle/limp walk that a person (male, trans-gender) Does when they have a boner.
I Saw Robbie walking out of class with his book over his crotch, he appeared to be limping... tsk tsk, must've had boner swag!
by ajhgui1 August 12, 2012
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crime boner

A boner you get from commiting crimes.
I mugged the girl from apartment 2B, and i got the BIGGEST crime boner.
by The crime boner January 20, 2014
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Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect
I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner
by Meat chub December 30, 2019
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boner bump

the act of snorting a bump of cocaine off of a boner
hey matthew, let's do boner bumps before we go out tonight!
by Go The Limit June 28, 2024
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