may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

8th May

National spent time with loved ones day

Bf: Sorry I've been away, but I made it back for 8th May.
Gf: I'm just happy to have you back.

by MASENDUS May 8, 2022

may 20th

national binge watch brooklyn nine-nine day!

"hey, what are u doing today"
"its may 20th, so binging b99 obviously!"
"omg i forgot! ill do the same!"

by CharlieB3Arrr May 19, 2025

May 18th

May 18th is National Alien Day

Hey you were born on may 18th! You're an alien, boi!

by JethzXD November 7, 2019

Fheabe may

Fheabe May is a beautiful,kind,ambitious person. She loves everyone around her especially her family. This person like to travel and bond with someone she loves.
Trust me,Fheabe May is well-diciplined and she will do anything that could help her and everyone.

All people can trust Fheabe May

by anonymous March 5, 2022

May 31

The day the backstabbing man whores are born

Girl 1: omg Greg totally cheated on me with 5 different women!
Girl 2: he was probably born on May 31.

by Idontknowwhattoputhere7292619 May 6, 2022

May 20

National freak your crush at school day.

May 20th is a day where you and your crush can get freaky at school and nobody should judge you!

Boy: yo let’s go get freaky in the washroom
Girl: bet let’s go

by NationWideDays10 May 19, 2025