giant salamanders eat paint

giant salamanders eat paint is a fact

giant salamander: (eats paint)
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here

by pseud0nym12470 October 3, 2024

Eat a Mars Bar

Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.

Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.

by jentlemangack December 4, 2020

National eat out your girlfriend day

November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.

Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…

by thatkidd0 October 8, 2022

Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.

I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating

by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025

eat the wrapper

To play Arcane Odyssey for an extended period of time

Hey y'all, ima eat the wrapper tonight.

by rxcl79g May 15, 2025

pre-eat

to eat a small meal before a feast to lessen the temptation to engore oneself.

Before the date, I decided to pre-eat some almonds and an apple to avoid scarfing down the porterhouse in front of her.

by billjenstuart May 10, 2011

eat banger

when some one refers this to you they’re telling you to eat their firearm!

i’ll make you eat banger

by 813shytt May 6, 2023