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better red than dead

Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.

Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.
Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.

Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...
by СукаБлять March 18, 2025
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Dead oss

A term meaning "i am serious" or being dead ass
I did your mom....dead oss.
by CrotchTwat June 3, 2009
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Brain dead moment

A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.
Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”
by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022
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Dead wok

When a man has intercourse and just lays there with movement.
by SterlinggArcher June 20, 2023
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Dead Gee

A state of sheer and utter drunken-ness. People who are Dead Gee are more than likely not be able to control themselves, and are usually blackout.
John: "I don't remember a thing last night."

Mike: "Yeah, after taking those shots you were ultimate dead gee."

John: "Nice."
by Ultimate Gee May 3, 2011
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To care.
I don't give a dead millionaire's last buck if you just died- you need to take a shower!
by L. G. Flavopalliatus February 22, 2025
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