porta-beans

A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”

That bitch pin is stuck stuck, better grab the porta-beans.

by Chopchoo May 28, 2024

Bean

The deeper and more intense term for forehead

You have a big bean

by big_beans March 5, 2021

Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink

“Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

baked beans.

a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.

baked beans.

Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?

by Olly Hall October 15, 2008

Beans & Cornbread

means had a fight

Back in da day Jay beans & Cornbread wit Joe.

by Allahatopia November 23, 2018

Bean Chute

In female anatomy, the hood of the clitoris — or the clitoral hood — is the fold of skin that surrounds the head of the clitoris. It protects the sensitive clitoris from friction or rubbing

You're as bout useful as a bean chute

by Bobby Buttz February 4, 2022

Jordan Beans

a male, who is often confused with Superman, or a leopard. He is stealthy like an inflatable balloon, and is too scared to ride the Ferris Wheel. His favorite food is clam chowder, but he's still a really nice guy.

I just spilled Jordan Beans all over my mothers favorite machete.

by thelovelylittleladylamb April 9, 2011