Salty banana boat

The action of having a bead of sweat licked from the arsehole to the tip of the penis on a hot day.

"Can you give me a salty banana boat"

by SikkaPash April 25, 2025

Salty Washcloth

When a man or woman lets their pubic hair grow so far out that excretions absorb into it as they urinate.

John: "So you didn't finish her off?"

Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."

by ShinDiz May 9, 2025

saltyaslteralterbolt

VERY PRO GAME DEV

I am a saltyaslteralterbolt

by saltyaslterbolt May 12, 2025

Salty Snow

When you put cocaine in your urethra and cum in a woman

I gave that bitch some salty snow

by GoonCaveMaster May 21, 2025

Saltwave

Another term for cum shot

“Wow, Liam’s mom took that Saltwave like a champ!”

by Notjohnnybravo May 23, 2025

Saltrid

The word that created love between Lela and Matthew that led to the beautiful boys Miles and River

What the fuck does Saltrid mean?

by MattyLite88 May 30, 2025

Salty Uncle

Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.

"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"

"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"

"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"

by Mangoes Since 2025 June 3, 2025