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California Roll

V.

1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.

2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.
Ex 1:

Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.

Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.

Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*
by masterjand January 15, 2019
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roll my mat

When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.
"Ohmygod baby you roll my mat so hard"
by Marie Fallon April 27, 2017
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Roll your balls to

Usually used as 'to roll one's balls to sb';
Usually used towards girls by dudes;
Meaning to flirt with a girl so as to eventually get conducted to the bed by her (guess for what)...
A: that's not the best time to roll your balls to Sophie, Mike!
B: why..?
A: she just got widowed!!!
B: oh, no... Anyway...
by Oaring_ore January 7, 2022
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Rolled up, and smoked

She came over , we watched tv & I rolled up, and smoked her
by KJ Salinger July 7, 2019
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Roll the seaweed

A phrase used by ghetto junkies usually when they need a break to consume some cocaine by rolling a paper and snorting it.
Gareth: Ayo bruv das some lit ass shit you sayin.
Nick: Ye ye das some good stuff I know holmes. Ayo listen Imma go and roll the seaweed you dig?
Gareth: Gotchu lil bro, go pleasure your self
by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018
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Dark chocolate tootsie roll

When a black man is getting jerked off and he is about to ejaculate.
Stacy had herself a real dark chocolate tootsie roll.
by Digger faggot September 14, 2016
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