michi moment

a michi moment is when you do something dumb or stupid.

“I CLOSED ACCIDENTALLY ATE MY FISH”
“that is such a michi moment.”

by nagitos_sock July 7, 2021

Poo-reka moment

A moment of sudden, triumphant discovery, inspiration, or insight achieved whilst dropping a number two.

"Dave have you worked out that nasty issue you were looking at?"

"Not yet mate, I'm going to pay a visit to the men's room and see if I have a poo-reka moment."

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022

Ash Moment

Similar to a blonde moment an ash moment is one in which one says or does something so profoundly stupid.

Karla: Where'd Sam go?

Heather: She went to find her phone.

Karla: But aren't you the phone with her right now?

Heather: Yeah... she's having an ash moment

by lincolnlover25 October 7, 2011

moment of masturbation

A moment of masturbation occurs when a person reaches orgasm after approximately 90 seconds of masturbation.

Person 1: damn bro you shat quite swiftly
Person2: that's because i didn't shit, i had a moment of masturbation

by AAAAAAAAHH November 27, 2021

jose moment

When you feel depressed like Jose aka gwsrevival

I'm feeling so depressed, I think I'm having a jose moment.

by stantwitterdefinitions June 6, 2022

Demise Moment

When you build a great farm for a Minecraft server, but it's a little too effective which leads to the server (and even the client) lagging. The word Demise derives from the Minecraft farm builder SonOfDemise.

A: What's with these lagspikes I'm getting?
B: Oh someone made a massive gunpowder farm this week and someone prob started it up
A: Bruh demise moment

by Cooopl July 27, 2021

Landon Moment

When someone wants to date you and you refuse, its known as a Landon moment.

Person A: Yeah i just got asked out and i refused.
Person B: What a Landon Moment.

by PrinzMarbll October 1, 2020