mentor boner

A male with very little self awareness who seeks validation and to establish a sense of importance by attempting to mentor women without their consent.

Mansplaining in action.

The new guy in my team has a raging mentor boner. He's determined to educate me with his unsolicted advice,

by Girl_loves_cats February 29, 2024

Rhone Boner

The majestic manifestation of the RMS-Rhone-sized erection (typically the penile variety) after discovering something larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.

A shorter means to describe something as larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.

Holy Shit! Check out that double rainbow!!! It's the Rhone boner of rainbows, man! You've gotta see this!

Wow! Scuba diving in between the 10 ft propeller of that boat wreck totally gave me a Rhone boner.

by Capitan December 8, 2012

Boner

What happens when you lay eyes on Trevor Dale Olson

"Bro turn around, you'll never guess who just walked in"

"Bro, it's Trevor Dale Olson! Shit, just popped a boner!"

by Lysterine420 November 21, 2020

Boner Repellent

A boner repellent is something so sexually unattractive that it makes your boner go away

"Wow, that's ugly, that girl's a boner repellent

by SPCOOKI# October 7, 2023

Chilly Boner

A non sexual boner

"Holy shit, man! I have a chilly boner over that car!"
"The red hot chili peppers give me a red hot chilly boner!"
"Oh my god the 80s give me a chilly boner."

by Pseudomeg July 18, 2016

Boner Squad

The best rap collective/gang. Original members are Lil Femboy, Lil Big Pi$$, and Yung Assclown. Est. 2020

Yo I been listening to hella Boner Squad recently. They are the best rappers ever!

by Cul Gi January 25, 2021

Programming Boner

The sudden urge to code a new application just because someone gave you an idea.

Person: "Just imagine a website where people could document slang words."
Developer: "Man, you gave me the biggest programming boner right now!"

by Taway May 23, 2023