Mette the amazing one

MEtte haz no frends

mette the amazing one

by I love mette December 30, 2019

oh no it's another one

Minecraft song, revenge meme. By Aarush.

Now we are back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, si side to side. Oh no it's another one.

by oh no its another one September 25, 2019

one watch wanker

A cunt who thinks he's Billy big bollocks, because he has one rolex.
While his mates have a few .

Look at that fucking one watch wanker, he thinks he's boss because he has that shitty date just

by cakewrestler March 30, 2018

one nip dip

V. Exposing one's nipple silently and immediately leaving an event, occasion, or situation.

N. The silent exposure of a singular nipple before immediately leaving an event, occasion, or situation.

V. I one nip dipped my boss today after telling them that I quit.

N. When my OKC date was going sour, I gave them the old "one nip dip".

by honeywitch June 6, 2017

One Pump Man

Usually a term for a man who prematurely ejaculates after just one, but powerful thrust.

That guy is a real one pump man

by Mulix February 13, 2017

Number one bae

you number one bae you love him loads possibly (peanut)

Hayden landa is my number one bae

by Lol don't care January 13, 2017

no one will have carrot

no one will have carrot
from the pakistan pledge memes

person 1: i will get 10/10 on my test , hahaha!
person 2: oh (pakistani accent) NO ONE WILL HAVE CARROT

by pagylolo October 21, 2020