Alex

A generally homosexual male, always with low self esteem and low intelligence. Usually bullies those around him with weak insults and petty arguments. Has a "girlfriend" that everyone knows is just a cover up. Has less than a 1 inch penis.

That guy's a real dumb asshole. Must be an Alex

by BigTHICCDADDY June 1, 2018

The Alex

The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably a homecoming) in a makeshift last minute outfit, because your wardrobe has to lack a nice enough fit that you won’t get clowned for. Upon arriving at said homecoming, you have to get your woman taken by somebody who has been attempting people to get them to call him a certain nickname for over a year.

“Bro I can’t believe I pulled The Alex at this year’s homecoming. I didn’t think Justin could steal her out of everybody.”

by FUCKKKKKA2 November 22, 2021

Alex

Alex is the love of my life. He is kind, cute, funny and so god at dancing that one may wonder if he could work that pony. Even if he sometimes can be a little rough, he has a god heart. His green eyes can get you lost, his warm laugh can make your heart melt into pure gold, make you want to squeeze him until you are so filed with joy and love that you are ready to die. His charm togheter with his sexy sport perfume really makes him a real sex appeal. And for those of you that does not get devoured of his komplex and breathtaking charisma, he still makes a really good friend, that truly will love you in his own (sometimes coldish) way.

Haha I love that Alex, he is so near to perfect it almost feels unreal. I guess it is love!

by LillbambiB December 11, 2016

Alex likes ava

Alex and Ava have always liked each other who won resort in despicable person zero little children. They’ve always had such strong attachments in love for each other. I don’t want to see what Alex

Alex likes Ava and they are kissing on the bench

by Brennan1182 December 3, 2022

Sasha (Alex)

Someone who you thought you loved... but then they called you "Buttson" in front of everyone.

Now he is the worst person ever. Someone who you no longer love.

Hudson: I hate Sasha (Alex)

by Interestinguseofpseudonym December 1, 2022

Alex Miller

The founder of the legendary endgame PVE Clan difference in destiny the 2nd instalment.

C1 Hunter just wanted to be More like Alex Miller

by Miller fanboy July 27, 2022

Alex

literally the most gorgeous boy you will ever meet, just one conversation will make you fall in love with him absolutely and unequivocally adorable and sexy when he wants to be. You will treat him right or all the devils and gods of every religion will come after and you will be burned with a thousand suns I will kill you if you hurt him. So beautiful inside and out, his grey-blue eyes like a swirling ocean in a storm, chocolate hair that glistens in the sun, so pure and radiates a light that no one can even explain. So much more than any of this, but it's impossible to put it into words, it's ineffable. he is life.

'i love alex so much, i cry over him'
'alex is so smart and kind, he knows so much about Minecraft and FNAF and I love him'
'I would kill everyone for alex, and then myself if he wants me to'

by ilyalexalicegeorge March 19, 2022