The definition of trash. People describe him as cool and nice but he is the worst person of the century. He is a waste of oxegyn and is a terrible person.
by TheTruthTeller3315 November 25, 2018

A boy who doesn’t know I’m fully in love with him. A smart, funny, sometimes over the top dramatic, handsome guy who is sweet and cares about people.
by Texanchainsaw1773 August 5, 2023

He is a pretty quiet and calm guy so not many people know something about him. He doesn’t participate in any dramas or arguments because he’s clever, but he sometimes talks to some other people than his friends.
by Iloverickymontgomery October 11, 2021

HUGE PENIS. Alex will 100% of the time be packing shmeat and will always be a chica magnet especially to small underage girls
by NotAlexArmstrong August 23, 2020

by 1234567890123456780 May 17, 2020

Jack Johnson: OMG have you heard of Alex Strauch.
Caleb Smith: You mean that guy with the massive penis?
Caleb Smith: You mean that guy with the massive penis?
by TheBigCutie February 24, 2024

Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.
“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”
by xAybann March 30, 2023
