Eighth-assing it

It’s when you don’t want to half ass it because it’s too much effort. And a quarter of said effort is too much also. So eighth-assing it.

Dude I’m so tired we would be lifting weights eighth-assed. (Instead of half-assed)

Dude I’m so tired we’re eighth-assing it.

by Eighthass January 1, 2023

Itchy Ass

When you have an itchy ass you would probably go into the bathroom and grab some ass wipe and just wipe it until it becomes non itchy or, you could just take the grody way and itch it with your fish smelling fingers.

Tyler: I have such and itchy butthole dude!
Ria: Lmao you have a itchy ass
Tyler: Guess i'll go and itch it with my fingers bye!

by robloxmantheman October 25, 2019

Assed out

To be out of luck or screwed.

"Mom, can I go to the mall?
"You're assed out because I have no gas to take up"

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Ass Borrow

When someone asks you to have sex, but you do not want , so you borrow an ass from your fellas.

Person 1: Dude that guy wants to nail me! Can I Ass Borrow you?

Person 2: Sure!

by znicErPazzoSeTePijoTammazzo1 November 13, 2020

Ass in flowers

It's the saying to be used when somebody claims that solved some problem. You approach their solution and find a mistake or omission of taking into account a pivotal issue.

Ass in flowers! You've omitted a minus sign.

by wingedhippo December 28, 2020

ass fart

a shocking eatherquake feeling that comes from your ass

omg your ass fart made me fly away it was sooo biggggggg

by ppsdhjdshjfehjkkhusgtrj January 28, 2021

Stegosaurus Ass

An ass that is large, like a dinosaur; specifically, a stegosaurus. Not actually an ass that bears any resemblance to a stegosaurus. It’s not spiky. It’s voluptuous.

“Wow, that man has a Stegosaurus Ass!”
“...what?”
“You know, like, large. It’s a good ass.”
“Oh, okay.”

by anonymousstegosaurus February 13, 2021