Alaskan Bear Hug

The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.

I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.

by TheReplicator March 28, 2022

Bear hug

Have your partner put in a large pinch of grizzly wintergreen dip, spits on your pens and gives you a tingly hand job.

Brandy stole Billy's can of dip and gave me the best bear hug I've ever got.

by Carolina gypsy April 15, 2022

booka bear

a wonderful girl who tells it like it is she don't play no games and will ride with you to the end she a beautiful nightmare that you can't live without

that's my booka bear

by her scarcrow November 20, 2023

Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Polar Bear Skins

Slang for bleached rolling papers. Used in Canada.

Got any polar bear skins to roll up a joint with?

by Cony_Cage July 22, 2021

hoagy bear

When a male does everything in his power to earn STD's.

Originated from the man-whore with the last name 'hogan'. It was this man that created and defined the words "pig", "slut" and "diseased"

He's turned into a hoagy bear... fuck, he's disease central now

by truthbetoldxx September 16, 2010

trash bear

type of raccoon that enjoys trash and garroth. Needs a reserve.

trash bear reserve

that a raccoon?

by aphmauaddict69 March 23, 2020