Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016

two baw hummer

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee

Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair

by Justascot December 10, 2020

cunt, two, three

the method when dealing with cunts

yeah i know them... cunt, two, three.

by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021

The Valley Between Two Hills

the valley between two hills is a name for either the cleavage or the gap between the pair of boobs or tits on a woman.

My good sir, have you taken a gander how deep the valley between two hills is on that lovely maiden by the bay.

by theBROOKESEY June 25, 2016

Two Twea Zah

Your friend who gets a little too hammered from two Twisted Teas. And he’s absolutely nic sick off the Geek Bar

Two Twea Zah will never be able to out-drink me.

Do you want to go share a tea with Two Twea Zah?

by marshmello999 December 19, 2024

One Two

A one-two is a term used in football to indicate a pass towards another teammate.

Messi does a One Two, to not let the opposite team have the ball.

by gangsterbob September 24, 2025