Friday,November 6th. Slap anyone with a bad fade,saggy nipples, and swears he is the shit at football. His name is most likely going to be Darius Phillis. Slap him as many times as you want all day.
"Hey bro did you hear it's National Slap Darius Phills day". "YESSS BRO I ALREADY GOT HIM IM BOUT TO GET HIM AGAIN".
by Darius Phills November 4, 2020
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Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde
by The George that hates Cedric November 20, 2020
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Get the slap you crost yo lips mug.where you take a girl by her pussy lips, sqeeze em together with a pair of vice grips, hold her off the ground by her hair and a piece of rope, shove a sword down her throat and say " what would you do for a klondike bar bitch!"
Man, I gave sally an angry russian suffocating hell slap and i have never heard her scream so loud since.
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