An idiot, moron... Used as a humorous insult while trying to degrade someone. (Similar to douche-bag, but funnier, and more degrading.)
The guy that dropped that deuce and didn't clean up the shit spays is such a douche-tit, damn i hate him!
Look at this scrub ass douche-tit over here, acting like he's got game with these nasty chicks!
What a douche-tit!
Look at this scrub ass douche-tit over here, acting like he's got game with these nasty chicks!
What a douche-tit!
by Michael Antkowiak July 26, 2008
Get the douche-titmug. The young women crowded around and began to ask questions. Brad could barely form a coherent thought, much less carry on a conversation, due to the major face-tit he was getting from Susie.
by Ricardo Corridor January 16, 2009
Get the face-titmug. by Bread_tits_mom_ September 18, 2016
Get the Bread titsmug. Grabbing someone's entire breast and twisting heartilly. Similar to purple nurple, but using the whole breast. Also similar to indian sunburn, but usually a one-handed assault. Most effective on B or C cup sizes. A's are too small to grab and D's or larger usually have more surface area to allow for differential expansion.
There is the rare double purple tit twister, but carrying school books in one arm usually shields at least one mammary gland.
Quite common among younger adolescents or pre-teens when one or two classmates suddenly show up with C-cups after summer break.
There is the rare double purple tit twister, but carrying school books in one arm usually shields at least one mammary gland.
Quite common among younger adolescents or pre-teens when one or two classmates suddenly show up with C-cups after summer break.
Heee heeee. Tina grew some big ones, man! Let's wait around the corner and give her a purple tit twister when she comes around!
by whoopi July 23, 2006
Get the purple tit twistermug. A sexist and degrading way of telling someone to calm down. Effective because it silences the addressee by invoking their fear of appearing like a hysterical female.
Wife: "I can't believe you would quit your job and not even tell me about it!"
Husband: "Calm your tits. If you ever had a job, you would understand."
Boyfriend: "I just don't want to have children unless we're married."
Girlfriend: "Calm your tits. You sound like my mom."
Husband: "Calm your tits. If you ever had a job, you would understand."
Boyfriend: "I just don't want to have children unless we're married."
Girlfriend: "Calm your tits. You sound like my mom."
by hypehuman April 2, 2019
Get the calm your titsmug. Girl 1: Lets Go Watch Hollyoaks?
Girl 2: Sure, i hope i don't see that lesbian with the pitta bread tits tonight though.
Girl 2: Sure, i hope i don't see that lesbian with the pitta bread tits tonight though.
by Schlistitz September 21, 2009
Get the Pitta Bread Titsmug. 