pulled a henke

To pull a henke (HEN-key): (1) To take the most comfortable course of action regardless of what is dictated by current social norms. (2) To bitch out at the last moment. (3) Less commonly used, to take three of something.

During the camping trip, he pulled a henke and slept in the car.

Wasn't Scott coming to the party?
He was, but instead he pulled a henke.

by Poorman-Nunchuck October 12, 2010

Pulling A Marcus

When you're too poor too do anything, so you try to come up with an excuse to make yourself not look poor.

Rudy: Bro you wanna go to the mall today?

Grant: Nah man I can't..

Rudy: Why dude it'll be fun!

Grant: I'm saving up to go on this big trip with my dad..

Rudy: Dude.. You're really pulling a marcus right now.

by JapaneseBurrito June 25, 2010

pulling a langley

The act of taking a sick day off work immediatly after a period of holiday.

shouldn't jack be back from holiday today?" "Yeah; he's pulling a langley

by concarrot July 8, 2010

Pull a George

to majorly fuck something up.

He "pulled a George" by accidentally driving your lawn mower into the creek - drunk.

Dude, be careful driving home - don't "pull a George"

by egroeg123 May 18, 2010

Pull a wack

The act of masturbating.

For example i just finished pulling a wack or im going home right now and im going to pull a wack.

by j0ez July 24, 2006

pull an eharmony

when an aquaintance thinks they've found the perfect mate for you by their own complex system of "compatibility matching" and attempts a set-up. usually doesn't work out.

Dude, my landlord is trying to pull an eharmony on me with that girl who wears the ho boots.

by shea r. May 23, 2006

Pulling a Whitecastle

When a group of people or person, most commonly men, go to any lengths to get what they are craving.

"Max, Dallin, Jordan, and Lance were Pulling a Whitecastle when they drove all the way from Calgary to Minnesota just to get Whitecastle"

by Beaverbrook April 24, 2007