The North Face

A once proud brand of outdoor apparel, that has since sold its soul to the masses, who still think it holds them in some sort of higher level in the hierarchy of humans. While true outdoors people have shown disdain from purchasing the products as not to look like the yuppy scum who define the brand.

Bob wanted a new climbing jacket, even though the The north Face jacket was on sale, he didn't want to look like a complete fucking fag like the majority of those who wear the brand. Bob doesn't have a tiny dick and didn't need a brand label to try and make his manhood feel bigger.

by TardBark October 30, 2017

lace face

is short for Lacey-Beautiful-Facey and is usually a girl with blue eyes

Have you seen lace face's pretty blue eyes and those feathers in her hair?

by kellibobellifefi June 19, 2011

Poo Face

A mild derogatory comment saying someone is ugly and literally has a face like poo. Also used when someone is being idiotic.

Ruth, you poo face!

by HuDuBe February 9, 2010

Pussy-face

A gay porn star famous for his fisting videos.

Rigo in Confessions Of A Dangerous Ass.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

clown face

(kloun-feys) verb,
To ejaculate on your partners face, then punch them at hard as you can till they bleed.

She gave me lip so I clown faced the bitch, maybe next time she will make me a sandwich when I ask.

by JeffC November 28, 2006

ghost face

The face of a person who has cum on their face.

I gave the girl a ghost face when I blew my load.

by johndoe888 November 4, 2010

Face rape

In military parlance, when one is verbally abused by a superior. Symptoms include, deafness, fear and the loss of several layers of skin in the facial region...

Solider 1: "So yeah Sarge spotted me walking around without my rifle.."

Solider 2: "Did he go off?"

Solider 1:"Yeah man, I got face raped, have extra duties for the next three weeks.."

by fgsfds? April 5, 2009