death wart

a note that says how long until you die

death wart

by xdr5t3evq3q October 29, 2023

death bubba

death bubba is hybrid breed of weed, it is made of 70% indica and 30% sativa. death bubba often gives you the best kind of high ; happy then out like a light

J: bro what kind of kush is this? I feel so relaxed!
H: death bubba, the best kind

by Botrxner November 24, 2019

Death

Relief. Or pain. You don't get to pick, as you have about as much choice in this as you did life.

"Wh-what!!!! I'm fucking dead?"
"Urrrr-yes?? Godammit Jerry you should be there at this by now"
"HAHAHA, FINNALLY, THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH IN MY GRASP"
"ohshit-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

Death

salvation and freedom

I saw a deer get ran over, how come he's the lucky one. Plz come release me death

by FUNKYDONKEY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 26, 2019

death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.

John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.

by verny1234567890 January 4, 2012

The death star

When your ass is hella itchy while you're beating your meat

"Man I hella had the death start last night"

by Doggy_huan November 3, 2018

Death

Except I'm going to heaven forever! My behavior has been preemptively forgiven as a form of cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card. I'm the good one. And my reward is paradisal bliss forever.

Hym "It's not my death I have the problem with; it's the 'navigating lunatics who are complicit in my demise while I wait patiently to die part' that keeps me up at night. And that's why the school shootings. Because it's not that you're not protecting them hard enough and it's not that everyone need to collectively agree to give up their rights; It's that if stopping a school shooting has a result OTHER THAN the death of the would-be shooter you'd rather let the chips fall where they may then be complicit in a solution that benefits someone who doesn't deserve the help they would ultimately receive as a byproduct of an intervationary procedure."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2023