someone who doesn't work and refuses to work but still gets around pretending he does.
most commonly referred to ASH MOORE the bum
most commonly referred to ASH MOORE the bum
by real geez October 13, 2021

When a Cadbury's chocolate eclair toffee has been left in the car, and the inside has melted.
Thus, when you bite into the sweet, the chocolate is soft and can be squeezed out, just like a 'crapping bum'.
Thus, when you bite into the sweet, the chocolate is soft and can be squeezed out, just like a 'crapping bum'.
by Vic and Kate Stanley August 29, 2005


by stick.bug June 5, 2021

Its something boys like you do to each other because your such a sicko homo and because in truth a girl wouldn't touch you anyway
by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

"Bum":
A colloquial term used to depict an individual who consistently demonstrates a lack of skill or proficiency in various areas. This term often denotes someone who falls short in their abilities, whether in specific tasks, sports, or general competencies. It characterizes a person as unskilled, inexperienced, or unreliable in performing certain activities or tasks, conveying a sense of inadequacy or inefficiency in their pursuits.
A colloquial term used to depict an individual who consistently demonstrates a lack of skill or proficiency in various areas. This term often denotes someone who falls short in their abilities, whether in specific tasks, sports, or general competencies. It characterizes a person as unskilled, inexperienced, or unreliable in performing certain activities or tasks, conveying a sense of inadequacy or inefficiency in their pursuits.
by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023

The Bum-Bell-Bee broken down for y'all
BUM - when someone is going to enter your anus with a schlong of sort and expands your asshole
BELL - When someone proceeds to drop a big fuck of bell on your cock and balls
BEE - When a swarm of hornets then enters your broken anal cavity causing it to bleed relentlessly
BUM - when someone is going to enter your anus with a schlong of sort and expands your asshole
BELL - When someone proceeds to drop a big fuck of bell on your cock and balls
BEE - When a swarm of hornets then enters your broken anal cavity causing it to bleed relentlessly
by Ya boi Rasheed March 17, 2019
