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Bum Whop

To have anal sex.
"Me and April did the bum whop last night"
by Dill Wum December 2, 2009
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Crazy Bum Bum

You Stick your ass on a man that’s name starts with an A S H T O N
I just gave Ashton a Crazy BUM BUM
by Re re kid84 August 2, 2021
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Bum-Stalker

Somebody that has an (often perverted)extremely strong crush on them.
"I fucking bum-stalker, Mark!"
"You are totally bum-stalking Katie!"
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Bum cum

BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!
"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"
by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
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bum nut

Just self diagnosed and yep, there's definitely a bum nut there, swinging in the breeze.
by Only in Hedland October 13, 2020
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Bum

Scientist 1: “Wow, those chloroplasts are such bums.”
Scientist 2: “True. Those endoplasmic reticulums are dope tho.”
by EndoRetic_u_bum January 23, 2018
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