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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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Top G

Minh Ho
A: y’all heard of Minh Ho?
B: nah who’s that?
A: Bro it’s the fuckin Top G
by anonymous July 12, 2022
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Larry on top

When a short and often stocky man is on top while having sex with a tall companion
We tried Larry on top for his birthday
by Cream-daddy July 14, 2022
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Top g

by Ballerman307 July 18, 2022
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Dook Squad On Top

by Dook Member July 19, 2022
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Dirty Bus Top

Receiving world renowned felatio from a Dirty Bus Stop. (Regional)
"That Dirty Bus Stop gives sloppy, Dirty Bus Top. I Busted my Top!" -Rudy
by ActLikeYouDontKnowRudy July 26, 2022
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Wearing a pink tank top

When you have an extreme tank top farmers tan and then apply sunscreen to the dark areas only before going out for a serious sun burn day. This way your pale, undisturbed, winter white skin will turn pink. Leaving you with a perfect Pink Tank Top.
After a month, Tanner finally took his top off and ended up wearing a pink Tank Top for a few days.
by SimplyTanner July 30, 2022
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