Bird Hand

A gesture unconsciously used by women to make people listen, mostly men, without any question. It's like the Italian hand gesture but pointed forward like pecking the receiver. It's the last stage before clapping while speaking when she's on the verge of frustration.

Person 1: "This woman in the video who talks about what men should do sure do a lot of that hand gesture."
Person 2: "What gesture? Oh, the bird hand?"
Person 1: "The bird hand?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's like a pecking gesture to force someone to listen to her ridiculous opinions without question. It's like being henpecked."

by PaWokesAreTheWorst June 25, 2025

Birds

an aircraft, spacecraft, satellite, or guided projectile.

"the crews worked frantically to ready their birds for flight"

by Arminkshipper June 28, 2025

Bird

a person of a specified kind or character.

"I'm a pretty tough old bird"

by Arminkshipper June 28, 2025

Birds

a young woman or a girlfriend.

"He was always surrounded by a flock of adoring birds, but he never seemed to settle down with just one."

by Arminkshipper June 28, 2025

Pinkle Bird

A penis, especially a small one.

Synonyms: wiener, dick, schlong, wee-wee, cock.

That wiffle ball almost hit me in the pinkle bird!

by I_AM_GRIM July 8, 2025

African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.

"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."

by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025

Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo

I was bored so I started free-birding

by Kux July 9, 2025