Summer Tests

At the end of each school year before you leave for three holy months the bollox teachers give you tests that define your learning for the year

E.g 1:Teacher: “This is all preparation for your leaving/junior cert. The summer tests are very important for your school profile.

E.g. 2:Kid: “ Shite do we have a test today”

Teacher : “Yes we do Paddy I have mean telling you this for the past three weeks.

by sebstanlover06 June 27, 2021

Diversion testicle

Diversion testicles are a set of rubber testicles that you hold up in the air and shake like a bell. The purpose of diversion testicles are to distract your co-workers from eating a meat and cheese platter, so you can surreptitiously sneak under the radar and eat the platter yourself.

Dale held up some diversion testicles during a staff meeting to distract his coworkers from the snack platter that was in front of them. Dale then ate the snack platter while his coworkers were distracted.

by Ghjskdldh July 31, 2021

Big testicals

Male balls

Male balls big testicals

by anonymous January 16, 2022

nigga teste busting

two niggas busting each others balls competition

those blackys did the nigga teste busting

by fuggutarded December 10, 2021

Hidden Testicle

The act of hiding ones Testicle inside an object, this could be clothing, Weapon or even vehicle. The Hidden testicle will be then Guarded by the Person with the missing Testicle for its dear life whilst the friend, Partner or someone hunts for it. The act is usually done my professionals

KID: Hey Mom?
MOM: Yes dear?
KID: I found Dad's hidden testicle in his jacket, imma bring it to school for show and tell.
DAD: *Slaps kid and re-Hides testicle*
DAD: don't touch my testicle, this is my profession, don't attempt to find it.

by Gullymommy123 December 20, 2021

wiggle testicles

when a man wiggles a mans testiicles

his testicles were rubbed so hard that it broke and it became wiggle testicles"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

Scarf testing

A useless money consuming event that my current cumdumpster has scheduled to kill me faster

This weekend i have to go scarf testing with with gf instead of doing cocaine with the boyz.

by TLD69 March 22, 2022