Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.
by Isator November 14, 2023
Get the oh good heavens im about to splurgemug. Another form of the historical "Oh My God"
This form of the popular phrase was derived from surprise and amusement at something absurd/morbid/extreme
This form of the popular phrase was derived from surprise and amusement at something absurd/morbid/extreme
A: "Our Daughter is an STD, K, plain and simple.. I'm sorry I did that to us. All of us... I just.. I just saw that booty and was like 'I gotta put my man-bits in that.' I am sorry."
K: "Oh My GoxD, Hahahahahah"
K: "Oh My GoxD, Hahahahahah"
by Bananadile August 10, 2017
Get the oh my goxdmug. A: That Mandi's always at it with what ever will take her aint she?
B: Yeah, I feel sorry for the men she goes with theyre next in line for a health check!
A: yep she is a lads look out, Oh No! She's already had ya?
B: Yeah, I feel sorry for the men she goes with theyre next in line for a health check!
A: yep she is a lads look out, Oh No! She's already had ya?
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
Get the A oh nomug. by peoplearecrazy April 23, 2022
Get the Uh Ohmug. Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
Get the I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guysmug. (Adj) A moment in which you can drop the saying “Oh Baby”. After a Spectacular Day, Workout, Date, or any amazing feat. that took place in your day
Friend: How was your workout today?
Me: It was filled with tons of Oh Babyage
Friend: That’s wonderful
Me: It was filled with tons of Oh Babyage
Friend: That’s wonderful
by KingOhBaby December 6, 2024
Get the Oh Babyagemug. an expression commonly said when showing astonishment or disbelief, or in other cases, disappointment or excitement.
“why do I hear high heels clicking in the distance?” you look around.
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
“oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.
a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.
They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.
THE END
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
“oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.
a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.
They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.
THE END
by shiny 🤖 October 20, 2022
Get the oh my lordy lordmug.