Penis ramming

Forcibly sharing a secret with an unwilling person.

Ugh Jenny is such a drag, she's always penis ramming me at parties with her Amsterdam secrets.

by 'Sodge November 22, 2013

Penis ravioli

n. - another term for condoms

My friend Kevin loves condoms, I opened his cabinet and it was full of boxes of penis ravioli.

by Unchangeable Bird January 27, 2021

Mung Penis.

A stank cock and balls. Wither and shut the fuck up.

a nigger mung penis.

by aleksandrie March 17, 2023

Penis colada

The act of giving a person with a penis a blow job until completion. Once they finish, you take one of those tiny drink umbrellas and stick it down the pee-hole as an embellishment.

Lisa was feeling extra spicy and wanted to deliver her partner a special bedroom dessert, a penis colada!

by megaloptera December 7, 2022

Penis sculpting

When your penis is off to the side for some reason and it slowly starts to hang that way

Damn, bro! James has a tough case of penis sculpting!

by Penis sculpting expert November 6, 2020

penis cleaner

One who cleans penis(s) with thier mouth.

Your mother is a penis cleaner

by Tonacious d April 24, 2018

Penis table

When a male is trying to grind with a female during a dance, but his height makes it so that his entire genitalia is in line with the female's mid back. Therefore, the female's ass functions, essentially, only as a table for the male's penis.

Yeah, my friend has grown quite tired of clubs, everytime he tries to grind with someone her ass just becomes a penis table.

by woody151 January 27, 2020