by FairyWings November 2, 2004
Get the Well butter me up and call me greaseymug. When a guy cums and wipes it on his girls ass and her ass is warm from smashing she says butter my butt and call me a biscuit
by Hehehe🔥 June 30, 2018
Get the Butter my butt and call me a biscuitmug. Bosun: You are required in the captains cabin at 1900 hours with your trousers neatly ironed, folded over your right arm and a half pound of butter.
Ordinary Seaman: Feckorf!
Ordinary Seaman: Feckorf!
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Get the Pants and Buttermug. bro why is there a 75 year old jar of peanut butter in the back of my cabinet, wait, oh i was trying to make a 75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet.
by snekster69 April 29, 2022
Get the 75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinetmug. 1. Same as saying "don't shit where you eat"
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.
Co worker: have you noticed Bam's got nice buns
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter
by Miss JRD July 28, 2012
Get the Don't get your meat where you get your bread and buttermug. The art of dipping your hand in peanut butter while getting blown and slapping the girl in the face and saying "how do you like me now BIZZNITCH"
by RETRO1 May 20, 2009
Get the Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitchmug. What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
Get the I'd eat my bread without butter!mug.