J

Bitch.

Fuck J, hope that mf falls into a volcano.

by SNGTyson July 18, 2022

J-Date

An appointment set amongst friends in order to go blow some trees. Aka a joint date.

Mark: Hey man, I got this good good Jared Kushner from my hookup yesterday.
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?

by devilscupcakes May 16, 2018

J

a j would typically date another j

damn j is with j

by anonymous November 3, 2020

j-cism

The social media trend where posts like "the name of the most racist person in your friend group starts with ..." almost exclusively use the letter J, actively discriminating against Jonathans, Jims, Jacobs, Joshs etc.

The current j-cism happening in the internet is deeply concerning.

Don't be a j-cist, use different letters for your dumb posts too.

by hadespelorios December 27, 2023

Kenyon J. Gohata-Chen

Japanese author with a fascination in history. He may suffer from a degree of autism, but his personality really shines through!

We pray he will get better.

Person 1: Do you know Kenyon J. Gohata-Chen?
Person 2: Of course! The author of "When Trouble Comes"

by KJ Gohata-Chen January 17, 2024

J

The best letter in the alphabet. It is cool, popular, awesome and gets all the babes.

"Yo dude what your favourite letter in the alphabet?"
"My favourite letter is P"
"P is such a bad letter. J is sooo much cooler"

by IAmMentallyStable April 11, 2022

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work

Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022