route one bollocks

Standard issue nonsense. This can describe anything from a poor lie to a lazy, formulaic excuse. Can also refer to standard company/party bureaucracy and 'philosophy'.

"This is just Route One Bollocks isn't it, John?!?!"

by BogMorris July 11, 2019

One-Butt-Kitchen

Pronunciation : wuhn - buht - ki • chn

1. A small kitchen
2. A long, narrow kitchen
3. A space designated for food/meal preparation only large enough to facilitate one person

“You are going to have to wait to make your lunch until I finish doing the dishes. This is a one-butt-kitchen.”

by Leahzlatest July 27, 2019

One night text

When you chat with someone non-stop on tinder/other online dating apps and you think that you're having a great start, exchanging the contact and thinking of when to meet that person but then the texting dies the next day and you end up deleting the contact without meeting him/her.

Ex.

You seemed to be hitting off with this man, what happened?

Oh it was a one night text, I never saw him in person

by LSTxx13579 December 4, 2019

Mette the amazing one

MEtte haz no frends

mette the amazing one

by I love mette December 30, 2019

oh no it's another one

Minecraft song, revenge meme. By Aarush.

Now we are back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, si side to side. Oh no it's another one.

by oh no its another one September 25, 2019

one watch wanker

A cunt who thinks he's Billy big bollocks, because he has one rolex.
While his mates have a few .

Look at that fucking one watch wanker, he thinks he's boss because he has that shitty date just

by cakewrestler March 30, 2018

dirty one direction

when five boys gather in a circle a round a purple poka dot dildo. They then proceed to twerk to what makes you beautiful and then fart in each others faces.

me and the boys pulled a dirty one direction last night

by dirty one direction May 10, 2020